Not quite an entire “Stab Assessment” post, but I’ve got some more evidence on what, or who might be up for nefarious deeds in keyboard city.
Cheapo Dielectric grease: CONFIRMED
After 2 minutes of casual use, it leaked like this:
Kids, this is why you never buy dielectric from anywhere else than permatex.
Wonky Spacebar Cap: CONFIRMED
Dunno really what this effects, but when your cheapo OEM keyboard space bar does better, you know something’s up (bonus points if you know what membrane I’m using :< )
Now that these criminals are in justice’s hands, here are some fixes that MAY just work:
Real Dielectric Grease: @ajoflo’s stab tester came today and it looks like he used the “real” one. @fatalruin was right, the viscosity is MUCH different.
To quote Shannon from Despicable Me 2:
There are so many phonies out there. I hate phonies.
BDZ: There’s a guy that I follow very closely in keyboard content and he seems to really like BDZ over dielectric grease. I’m kinda liking to sound of not having a “sticky” grease, but this stuff is worth it’s weight in gold compared to the method above.
GMK spacebars: Colorful, available, and most importantly, ABS. “PBT = Warp” is what’s going around my brain, and really don’t wanna scald myself in near-boiling water for something that might not even work.
Toodles and I’ll see if I can manage to get one up by next week