I promised you guys cursed layouts and I plan to deliver. Presenting the one and only Pangram layout, using only real words arranged somewhat sensibly and based on commonly typed characters.
I, for one, don’t use modifiers all that often, so it makes more sense to have them all lined up in a little row! Since A is the most common vowel, I decided to put that on my least used finger so I work it out more - I’m looking to deadlift 20lb with my pinky only.
But I stayed conservative, making sure that the numbers are the same. I mean, you don’t need to reinvent the wheel here.