I hate Topre, tactiles, and HHKB layout.

Linears are the way, the truth, and the light.

Brass is the only acceptable plate material

Cherry profile is overrated

SA is garbage

Ortholinear is the only acceptable 40% layout

MX Zilents >> Zeal Zilents

Cherry Housing >> all other housings

Sound is more important than smoothness

Feel is more important than sound

ANSI > ISO

Buckling Springs are the best clicky, in both sound and feel

Tactile Alps are the most overrated vintage switch I’ve ever felt

There. That should cover the basics of my likes and dislikes.